marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

(Source: lotusrootsoup, via littlelokers)

teamfreetribbles:
ekiwius:

#imagine Kanaya opening up her mailbox and there’s a letter from Karkat and it’s this 
yes
abominablemothman:


paandi:

weaslee:

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather, via doubleundeath)

(Source: mayoade, via yourfriendtavros)

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

(via maddiemierro)

supersaiyanjohn:

italystuck:

based on a true story

oH MY GOD 

supersaiyanjohn:

italystuck:

based on a true story

oH MY GOD 

(Source: felivargass, via chibberzzz)

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

(via jiblets-no-crossing)

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

(via yourfriendtavros)

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet, via yourfriendtavros)

shadowanimewolfy:

leocafe:

chibberzzz:

I hate shots

shotsshotsshotsshotsshotsshots

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

(via frizzyhairedbandit)

chibberzzz:

leocafe:

chibberzzz:

I hate shots

shotsshotsshotsshotsshotsshots

wrong type of shots dear